January 2011
awkwardorpheus asked: can you believe that we're some of the last people in 2010?
awkwardorpheus asked: can you believe that we're some of the last people in 2010?
and i think, i could do that i could be that i could do that i could be that i could do that i could be that…but, i’m never going to do that. i won’t ever be that.
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well considering this time last year i was passed out with my head in a toilet…
“it works for her, why not for me?”
you should answer me, i’m a little worried.
it’s seeming frighteningly realistic that i might buy a place soon. but it all depends how it works out with europe and shit. still, whoa.
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mom: oh, that's not real! oh that would never happen. oh, he could never survive that!
me: Mom! you can be so annoying to watch tv and shit with...
mom: well, they should make it more realistic...
me: well, if it was like real life, no one would bother watching it, would they?
i have
so much eggnog
i haven’t
any rum
(oh man i really want sizzzurrrrrrp lol)
is it fucking required that in every scene where a couple is slowly waking up after a “great night” the woman has to oh so cutely request banana pancakes? i guess i’ll never know such picture perfect moments of marital bliss, cause you know what? FUCK BANANA PANCAKES. gosh.
“a fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell”
time for the awkward few day period where my new hair colour has to calm down and change up and fade to perfection. isn’t it weird how it does that?
time to see how bad my hair looks. it seemed disturbingly orange. uh ohh. (it’s okay, i can always dye over it, it’ll just be a nuisance.)
it’s like, sure i want to be drunk at a party, but i think of everyone i know and there’s no one i want to party with. well, there are a few individuals who i do really like. there’s just no group i actually want to party with. maybe if i felt good right now i’d want to be at a random party. with a wingman and that’s it. but like… idk i can’t wait until my...
“The leaders are charismatic sociopaths who target those most susceptible to...”
if i said “the little paper clip guy in microsoft word” would you know what i meant?
anyway, god i hate that thing.
im sorry i dont know why i’m such an angry girl sometimes. i shouldn’t be. i just am.
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wow, i’m such a waste. i’m actually reasonably intelligent, and that’s just sitting here in my room on the internet. maybe i should like, apply myself to something and actually use my fucking head. i wont though, i know it. i’ve got enough of a headache as it is. being awesome is too much work. alas.
wow the fucking liquor store website wont even load, assholes gtfo omg
fuck playboy, new goal : featured jagerette. duh.
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